Poison Ivy
She comes on like a rose, but ev'rybody knows,
She'll get you in dutch, you can look but you'd better not touch.
Poison ivy, poison ivy,
Late at night while you're sleeping,
Poison ivy comes a-creepin all arou..nd.
She's pretty as a daisy, but look out man, she's crazy,
She'll really do you in, if you let her get under your skin.
CHORUS
Measles make you bumby, and Mumps'll make you lumpy,
And Chicken Pox'll make you jump and twitch.
A common Cold'll fool ya, and Whoopin Cough can cool ya,
Before the night it sure will make you itch.
You're gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion,
You'll be scratching like a hound,
The minute you start to mess around.
CHORUS
Before the night it sure will make you itch.
